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Lucky In Love Blog Hop

Welcome to my twisted version of Lucky in Love for the famous blog hop of the same name. Since I'm promoting my newest book, Mortal Bite, I'm talking about 300 year old Golden Vamps getting lucky. So here is  the list of the top 10 worst things he could say.

Between today and the 18th at midnight, you must leave me a comment with your email address, telling me which one is your favorite (or give me one of your own). I will pick 10 winners to get a free book of your choice: Book 1, Honeymoon Bite or Book 2 Mortal Bite. One lucky winner will win a poster signed by Jimmy Thomas himself! Although the grand swag prize is not international, I will send the poster ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD!! Yes, I love my international fans! I sent a poster to Latvia last blog hop.

Here's my top 10 list of what a Golden Vamp should never say if he wants to get lucky:

10.   You're a real dine and ditch, sweetheart.

9.     You taste a little “gamey”– are you vegetarian?
8.     I don't eat red meat.
7.     You taste older than you look.
6.     Maybe you should cut back on the garlic fries.
5.     For being 400 years old, you're rather yummy.
4.     Where's the beef?
3.     Are you free range?
2.     Stop shaking or I'll make a mess.

And the #1 thing he DEFINITELY should never say:

1.     I'll take mine neat and frightened, but not scrambled.

Don't forget to leave your email address if you want to be entered in the drawing.

Go to the other sites for more chances to win prizes and a chance at the grand prize by clicking here.  Good Luck!!

Watch Mortal Bite book trailer.

  • really enjoyed the post. i have definitely got to go with your number 1. i thought that reminded my of Bond, a clever quip although 10 was good too. I got both books and the are a absolutely must, as they are joy to read

    • Julie, thrilled you got my humor. But of course, dahhhling, you did! Yes, Marcus/Paolo a la Monteleone-Bond, a distant cousin. 'Cause we know Marcus and Paolo wouldn't say anything, they'd just kiss us, right?

  • *laughing* Love the 10 Sharon. Definitely wouldn't want to say any of those if he wants to 'get lucky', haha.

    Such an amazing series that I highly recommend. I am so looking forward to the next issue.

    gayle2b74@gmail.com

    • Why thank you, Gayle. Good luck on all the prizes. Lots of great talent here over the weekend.

  • I like Stop shaking or I'll make a mess. Funny!
    magic5905 at embarqmail dot com

    • Magic, you're right. I had help from my daughter, and this one was mine!

  • Okay I'll have to go with #2 as well – most hilarious!

    supersatchmo at myopera dot com

  • I love #7.

    Great article, Sharon.

    Alexandra Anthony

    alexandraanthony80 at gmail dot com

    • Thanks, Alexandra Anthony. Hey folks, she's on this blog tour as well. Go see her site. Steamy excerpt {{fans self}} Shower time…

  • thank you a lot for thinking about us international 😉
    i love n°1 and 7

    happy St Patrick's day

    isabelle(dot)frisch(at)gmail(dot)com

    • Miki/Isabelle – I LOVE LOVE LOVE my international friends. If you're involved in events there, let me know and I'll have no problem sending you some swag. I don't mind one little bit.

      Thanks for stopping by.

    • thank you a lot!

  • Thanks for participating in the hop.
    wendy_pogrant@yahoo.com

    • You're welcome, Wendy. Good luck with these fabulous gifts all the authors are giving away!

  • I absolutely LOVED this book Sharon, and can't wait to see what you have for us next!
    laughing so hard at your 10 things NOT to say, but I like #9 best!
    I hope this series continues to get the recognition it deserves. Honeymoon Bite was really good, but Mortal Bite was BRILLIANT!!

    ksroma@hotmail.com.au

    • LOL. Yea. We have those darned vegetarians here in California. Thanks for stopping by.

  • I like "You taste older than you look". Well aged blood just like wine. I loved this post so funny.
    I can't wait for your next book.
    *hugs* -Kristine

    KristineLR23@gmail.com

    • Thank you, Kristine. Had some serious fun with these. My daughter and I almost peed ourselves we laughed so hard coming up with them.

    • I could imagin Sharon lol

  • That's a fun Top Ten list. I like #7!
    catherinelee100 at gmail dot com

    • Catherine, thanks for showing up. Make sure to tell all your friends about the hop. Good luck with the drawing.

  • Love them all, but my favorite is definitely #1. 😀

    anasmith1919 at gmail dot com

    • Thank you, Ana. I had some serious giggling over that one, too.

  • your top 10 list killed me LOL Carin
    mawmom at gmail dot com

    • Hope you revive soon – lol. Fun to think these up. Good luck with the drawing!

  • Love the "Top 10"!

    Happy St. Patrick's Day and thanks for the amazing giveaway!
    elizabeth @ bookattict . com

  • That was a great list… I think #5 was my favorite.. Thanks for being part of the hop.

    j.m.platt83@gmail.com

    • Yes, Jeanette. Rather like "looking good for your age." I hate that comment. People who make that comment should go to jail.

      Thanks for stopping by.

  • My favorite was #1 I'll take mine neat and frightened, but not scrambled.

    Happy St. Patrick's Day!

    theresa.esterline@gmail.com

    • Thanks, Theresa. I can hear him saying, My name is Paolo. Paolo Bond. Doesn't have the same ring to it, though, does it?

  • loved your top 10 list

    parisfan_ca@yahoo.com

  • I don't know that luck has any bearing on having a successful relationship. It's a whole lot of work. I married my high school sweetheart right out of high school. We have been married for 17 years.
    planterofhope at aol dot com

    • Ah, but luck brought you together so you could meet. When you think of it, there were TONS of lucky miracles that happened so you could get together.

  • I like number 2.
    Thanks for the chance to win!
    natasha_donohoo_8 at hotmail dot com

    • Natasha, that one was from my daughter. I couldn't believe she came up with it.

  • I think no. 9 is my favorite…I like the play on the vegetarian aspect being 'gamey'. Thank you for the giveaway.

    elewkf1 at yahoo dot com

  • Haha, #7 is brilliant! xD Happy St. Patrick's Day!
    verusbognar (at) gmail (dot) com

    • LOL. I imagine he'd have to followup that mistake with a, "Like a fine rare wine." But he still might not get lucky.

  • I loved #7 and #9! LOL

    susanmplatt AT hotmail DOT com

    • Yes, a discriminating palate would make that choice. Thanks for stopping by.

  • I had a real lol moment on number seven but I love the vegetarian one too!

    grapeapril75(AT)gmail(DOT)com

    • See my comment to Veronika – that would be a big oops, right? Guys can get it so wrong sometimes! Even 300 year old alpha vamps!

  • I like #7 and #2. They were all good tho. Thanks for being part of the hop
    kaylyndavis1986@yahoo.com

    • You are sooooooo welcome. Good luck with the drawings. I love doing these Top 10 things, not that I'm as witty as David Letterman. Or his writers…

  • Thanks for the great giveaway! Happy St. Patty Day!! red_tigergirl2(at)hotmail(dot)com

    • Thanks for gracing me with your presence. You must come back again!

  • Thank you for participating 🙂
    damafia1113(at)gmail(dot)com

  • I love 'Stop shaking or I'll make a mess' 🙂 sounds like a great read! Thanks for the chance to win.
    kacidesigns AT yahoo DOT com

    • Thanks Kaci. Yup, that one has been popular! Can't you see him, wanting to stay neat, but the girl is a combination of excited and scared?

  • I like "Stop shaking or I'll make a mess." Sounds like a great read. I love vampire stories.

    Thanks for being in the Happy St. Patrick’s Day blog hop.
    Happy St. Patrick’s Day, ya’ll!

    Keep writing so I can keep reading.
    roya-clan@sbcglobal.net

    • Thanks so much, Mary Frances. I intend to! Thanks for stopping by, again.

  • I like number 6 and 7..LMAO

    Happy St Patty's Day!

    Froggy
    froggarita@gmail.com

  • I gotta say number 3 is my favorite!! Thanks for the great giveaway and for joining the hop!!!! Love vampires and vampire stories!!
    Ashley A
    ash_app(at)hotmail(dot)com

    • Ashley, I love me some vamps too. Around here in California free range is a big deal. Can't help but poke a little fun now and then. Good luck.

  • lucky in love mrsbrinius@comcast.net

  • LMAO You had me in stitches with this post! Hilarious stuff! Now have to read some of your work – love me some vampires. Even better if you can make me laugh.
    My fav line? The free range one. Omg you're so bad! hehe

    • JoAnne, I am bad. Seriously twisted. I mean, Carrie Ann says "Lucky In Love" and I'm thinking "Getting Lucky." Early on in my career I had the advice to remove the humor from my WIP at the time, from a well respected source, too.

      I couldn't do it. And it has become my signature ever since. I love humor. I like hot, sexy males and females, with lots of funny stuff in between. Situations that make the characters have to do things outside their comfort zone. It's what I do. Thanks for stopping by. Hope you enjoy the books.

    • JoAnne, need to leave your email addy, if you desire.

  • I like 1, 2, and 3… 2 probably being my favorite lol 🙂 I also love humor in my paranormal books whether its romance or erotic..some humor never hurt anyone 😉

    Hope you had a great St. Patricks Day! Thanks for participating in the hop! swtlilangel4jc at yahoo dot com

  • My favorite is #9.
    marlenebreakfield(at)yahoo(dot)com

  • I just adore all of them… but I think my favorite is the last one #1!! Thanks for the laugh! Your books look so interesting! I would love the mortal bite if I win!

    Thanks for the chance!
    sapphirekande@hotmail.com

  • I loved the You taste older than you look.
    planterofhope at aol dot com

    • Yup. That would certainly keep him from getting lucky, wouldn't it?

  • Those are great! Thanks for sharing!
    -Amber
    goodblinknpark(AT)yahoo(DOT)com

  • I am lucky in love mrsbrinius@comcast.net thanks!

  • Def #9
    Thanks for the chance to win. Happy Saint Patty’s Day!

    Krysta
    Morganlafey86(at)aol(dot)com

  • Lucky or not, I am blessed. I have found my soul mate. It took 41 years to find him. But he was and is worth the wait.

    Thanks for being in the Happy St. Patrick’s Day blog hop.
    Hope ya’ll St. Patrick’s Day was great!
    Keep writing so I can keep reading.
    roya-clan@sbcglobal.net

  • I have not been Lucky in love so far but have not given up yet. Happy St Paddy’s Day! And may your life always be golden!

    Judy Peterson
    strawberryrose@earthlink.net

  • What a great giveaway hop! I have yet to be lucky in love but I'm working on it. My favorite love book is "Outlander" by Diana Gabaldon. Jamie Fraser is amazing and beautiful. I enjoy St. Patty's Day and this year I'm spending it with my best friend. We're going to two Irish Pubs and also some dance clubs. I am also wearing green and am not a fan of getting pinched. I'm not Irish either, but many people think I am because my hair is red, my eyes green and my name is Meghan, but I'm not at all. I won't be telling anybody that, however… let them believe I'm Irish.
    Thanks for the giveaway!

    mestith at gmail dot com

  • What a great giveaway hop! I have yet to be lucky in love but I'm working on it. My favorite love book is "Outlander" by Diana Gabaldon. Jamie Fraser is amazing and beautiful. I enjoy St. Patty's Day and this year I'm spending it with my best friend. We're going to two Irish Pubs and also some dance clubs. I am also wearing green and am not a fan of getting pinched. I'm not Irish either, but many people think I am because my hair is red, my eyes green and my name is Meghan, but I'm not at all. I won't be telling anybody that, however… let them believe I'm Irish.
    Thanks for the giveaway!

    mestith at gmail dot com